Hello to you, you’ve stumbled upon perhaps the most useful blog you’ll find on the World Wide Web, that is, assuming you're an American like me, if not, you're either a California native or someone who can’t read English (Dixie English excluded). Well, if you do bleed red, white and blue, you’ve come to the right place, I am undeniably and inextricably the most reliable source on The Golden Country, let San Fran kneel and let The Post scowl, if you wanna know the goings on of the outcast Pacific state, you’re in the right place. It says on my birth certificate that folks oughta call me Christopher Harcourt, so if you want to, you can. The only thing that matters is I’m keeping Gonzo alive, an artform codified by the man who should be the most famous Southern defector, but the fat cats in Washington buried the lead and told the world that he was “fake press”, when all they publish is Hoffa’s cattlefeed for the masses. I used to be part of that system, but a few months ago I hopped ship over to Angelwood, because if I’m gonna be robbed I’d rather it be from a militia man with principles than from a union boss with none.
Yours truly,
Chris Harcourt